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THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!
2003-07-02 10:26 a.m. ** title is a quote from Jack ** ================================ Bishop Brennan: You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! ************* Dougal: Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy. ************* Father Fitzpatrick: You left the cyanide capsules next to the Valium, you old fool. That's just asking for trouble! ************* Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there. ************* Ted: Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it, like, 'collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?' ************* Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all. Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism. Dougal: Oh right. ************* Pat Mustard: I'm a very careful man, Father. Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom! Pat: You're not advocating the use of artificial contraception now, are you? Ted: Well, ye......well, no...well, naturally.....well, not really....well, of course you'd............JUST FECK OFF! ************ Dougal: I'd love to be a milkman! That'd be fantastic! God knows I do flip-all around here. ************ Dougal: Those women were in the nip! ************ Ted: Dougal, have you been drinking? Dougal: Yes Ted. I've been drinking like a mad eejit. (stage wink at Father Stack) I mean, no. I haven't. ************ Dougal: Ted, will you look at this table. It's so dirty I could write me name in it. Ted: (peering at table) There's a G in 'Dougal'. Dougal: Where? ************* Ted: I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... ...More drink! ************* Polly Clarke: My husband. Now there was a man who really was afraid of Virginia Woolf. Ted: Why? Was she... following him or something? ************* Dougal: (trying to pray) Hail Mary who art in heaven....... Ted: Hallowed. Dougal: Oh yeah. Hallowed Be.... Ted: Thy Name... Dougal: Papa Don't Preach........ Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise the lord with sleep. Dougal: Really Ted? You can praise him in lots of ways, like that time you said that I could praise him just by leaving the room. Ted: Yes, that was a good one ! ************ Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea? Jack: FECK OFF CUP!!!!!! ************ Ted: Maybe he's agoraphobic. Dougal: Jack? Scared of fighting? I don't think so, Ted! ************ Ted: I think it might work, Dougal. I know it'll work. It will work. Dougal: It won't work, will it Ted? Ted: ...It won't, no.
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