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Randomness
2003-11-25 2:34 p.m.
These are some frequently asked questions, and some frequently given answers to go along:
Q: Can I ask you a question?
A: Yes.
Q: So, where is The Hotel Caf�?
A: 1623 1/2 N. Cahuenga Blvd. In Hollywood.
Q: What time do you open?
A: 7pm
Q: Is The Hotel Caf� an all ages venue?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you serve food?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you take credit cards?
A: Yes. MC & Visa.
Q: Do you take reservations?
A: Sometimes.
Q: Do you pre-sell tickets to shows?
A: No.
Q: Where can I park when I come to The Hotel Caf�?
A: Paid parking is � a block North on the same side of the street. Street Parking is also available.
Q: I�m playing tonight, where do I park?
A: See above.
Q: I�m playing tonight, where do I load in?
A: Load in through the back door.
Q: I am playing tonight, can my guest list be 50 people?
A: No.
Q: 30 people?
A: No.
Q: 10?
A: Maybe.
Q: I�m not on the list, but I am *insert industry related job title here*, can I get in for free?
A: No.
Q: What if I give you my card?
A: No.
Q: It�s a nice card�
A: Yes it is.
Q: So, how about it then?
A: No.
Q: Can I bring in my own beer or wine?
A: No.
Q: Do you sell wine?
A: No. Beer only.
Q: I thought beer and wine went together?
A: They normally do.
Q: Can I get a Vodka Cranberry then?
A: No.
Q: Do you sell liquor?
A: No.
Q: Will you ever sell liquor?
A: Probably not.
Q: Why?
A: Because a liquor license is hard to get.
Q: Can I book bands for you?
A: No.
Q: So, I do this comedy act�
A: No.
Q: Abrah Cadab�
A: No.
Q: Do you have a problem with comedians or magicians?
A: No.
Q: I see on the calendar that you have a few TBAs. Can I have the one on the 15th?
A: No.
Q: The one on the 23rd?
A: No.
Q: Any of them?
A: No.
Q: So, I am from Saskatoon Dink, Canada, and I don�t know anyone in LA, and no one knows me. Can I have a headlining spot at The Hotel Cafe?
A: No.
Q: Can I have a residency?
A: No.
Q: Please?
A: No.
Q: Can I play with a Marshall Half Stack?
A: No.
Q: What if I turn it down?
A: No.
Q: But it doesn�t sound right unless it�s really loud.
A: No.
Q: Is the piano tuned?
A: No.
Q: Do you have an extra 9 volt battery?
A: No.
Q: Can I smoke in The Hotel Caf�?
A: No.
Q: Is this The Burgundy Room?
A: No.
Q: Do you rent rooms by the week?
A: No.
Q: Can I rent a room?
A: No.
Q: Is this even a Hotel?
A: No.
Q: Can you give my CD to Nic Hartcourt?
A: No.
Q: Can I have Gary Jules� phone number?
A: No.
Q: I don�t have a demo, but I�m really good, can you book me?
A: No.
Q: I can play a little right now, sort of an audition...
A: No.
Q: Do you have an open mic night?
A: No.
Q: You should.
A: No.
Q: I am a music reviewer for an online magazine you've never heard of. I don't have a business card, but I would appreciate being on the "House List" every night to photo-review acts that preform at...
A: No.
Q: But I have a camera.
A: So do I.
Q: I am playing tonight, can my girlfriend and all of her friends drink for free?
A: No.
Q: I played tonight, and brought 3 people to see me. Do I get Paid?
A: No.
Q: Does this beer taste funny to you?
A: No.
Q: Can I have a job?
A: No.
Q: How about I just leave my resume?
A: No.
Q: What happened to the pool table?
A: It�s gone.
Q: Do you still have the open jazz jam?
A: No.
Q: Why?
A: Because no one in LA appreciates jazz.
Q: That�s sad.
A: Yes it is.
:-)